Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - Jane Austin and Seth Grahame-Smith

Wah! So of course I had to read it. I can't resist either Jane Austin OR zombies, let alone together. Only an idiot like me would expect to like such a thing. I enjoyed the book about as much as I would have enjoyed a zombie eating out my succulent brains. Of the >50 cool ways I imagined the author could have written this book, all were ignored, and it was one of the most poorly cobbled together things I've read in a long time. It's almost like the author did a 'find and replace' for certain phrases and inserted zombie references. I could have written a better version in an hour.